Perhaps you know who I am in person, we’ve randomly encountered each other on the internet, or you’re just seeing what is after looking at my email address. What started as both a way to ensure a permanent email address in the days of ISP fluctuation as well as a vanity project to teach myself html has had many iterations, questionable designs, and has housed countless side project redirects.

Here we are, over two decades later, and what was originally dubbed a “speed bump on the infobahn,” has essentially become my home base on the internet. Make yourself at home, poke around, pass through, whatever. Here’s a website because some jerk got tired of changing email addresses and feels obligated to offer some content since he’s been paying for the domain for 21 years.